太郎的電影。遊戲。人生碎念

祝大家中秋節快樂啊！（大心）秋節時分，正所謂每逢佳節倍思親，太郎在此祝每個來訪的網兄，萬事如意、中秋節快樂！
↑因為很少在中秋節發文、連寫祝文都很生疏的太郎上…
今年的中秋節很鳥，時間在禮拜三，所以連假沒了、烤完肉隔天還要上班，一整個很沒fu啊…（淚）不過好說歹說也有一天假能放，加上我家多年烤肉都不趕在中秋節辦的，想想這節日哪天辦、好似還真沒差！
不過說到中秋，自然是離不開「賞月、喀月餅」等老人活動，既然此篇是應景文嘛…

本篇頂置一週…這幾天一直在搞東西，搞個「很久以前想做、但從未去作」的事…
早先寫部落的訴求很簡單，純粹就是紀錄，但寫多了總會對部落的資料彙整感覺無力…因為有時連我自己想找同分類的文章都找得半死、更遑論進站觀看的諸位？（汗）
當然我也不是責怪部落格設定不好，畢竟部落格的最初原意就是盡情揮灑、想寫就寫的悠哉，加上起初我也沒想太多，隨便分類、結果寫了四年後才發現…啊！這裡的文章真的很難爬啊…（撞牆）
而最有問題的、還是屬港片區塊，因為每年傳說我都挑港片寫，所以分類部份一年會多一筆，當然相關文章可以用超連結串連，但真要按劇情、演員去找，想看還是得一篇一篇的翻…（結果連我自己想找舊文都會找半天…）

目前狀態：笑死趴地中…
媽的，這篇惡搞《古惑仔之隻手遮天》的影片真的很該死啊…
讓我點了又點、百看不厭、每次看都忍不住流淚是怎樣啦？？

啊啊…結果不是數碼修復版啊？（翻桌）終於、終於、終於…
《學校風雲》發行DVD了啊啊啊啊～～～～～～～～～！！
但不是數碼修復版。
不是數碼修復版不是數碼修復版不是數碼修復版不是數碼修復版

如果世界毀滅，人類該何去何從？老實說、羅倫艾默里奇這傢伙的作品其實穩定性很差啊…
我印象他電影好像都是看特效的居多？
所以劇情部份也大多採視覺為主、人物為輔，角色深度與麥可貝有拼…
↑但他會贏麥可貝就是啦…（爆）

今夏最強的商業導演－麥克貝，拜託你賞我一個痛快吧！幹不知何故、我今天像是犯了強迫症般的，一直轉貼別人文章！
（我瘋了我瘋了我瘋了我瘋了啊啊啊～～～～～～～～～～～～～～）
以下轉貼自PTT電影版/hsupohsiang版大的文章，這篇重點呢、是放在我們最親愛的麥克貝（麥靠背）導演身上，從紀錄他的拍片事蹟及其他製作人說法，去看這個最夯的美國商業導演其拍片的態度、追求的巔峰在那，這對身為他的影迷來說，會是一篇看得很爽的爽文！
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本文無雷～
鄉民特別從麥克貝個人網站偷偷亂轉載之
Michael Bay: Making Movies, Enemies and Money
麥克貝之「拍片、撈錢、樹敵」三個願望一次滿足ＸＤ
原文請見：http://www.michaelbay.com/（麥克貝個人網站　六月份文章）
或　http://www.forbes.com/（富比士雜誌　大排名List　名人區Celebrities）
At the White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico, the sun can burn your skin
in of an hour. The film crew of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, who have
turned this unearthly landscape into a partially destroyed Egyptian village,
are covered head to toe in floppy hats, long-sleeved shirts and boots to
protect themselves.
But not director Michael Bay.
He leaps around the set like a little kid, in a short-sleeved Polo shirt.
在美國新墨西哥州白沙飛彈基地這裡，紫外線之強，可以在十五分鐘內造成曬傷。
為了拍攝「變形金鋼：復仇之戰」，工作人員已經把這個人間地獄轉變成極富埃及風味的小鎮，當然，每一個在場的都把自己包得像粽子一樣，從頭到腳完全與陽光隔離，只有一個人與眾不同‧‧‧‧「導演麥克貝」。身穿短袖ＰＯＬＯ衫的他，在布景間穿梭、遊走，有點像個孩子。
"Fire in the hole!" An explosion goes off next to a crumbling house.
Bay grins approvingly and darts to some fake rocks where stars Shia LaBeouf
and Megan Fox are cowering in the face of yet another attack by robots from
outer space. Over the course of the day Bay will film 63 shots, three times
as many as on most sets. "I hear stories about directors waiting eight hours
to shoot," says Bay. "How can your game plan be so screwed up? If I ran a
studio, I'd fire your ass."
隨著一聲「給我他Ｘ的炸下去～」（譯者不好意思承認：他Ｘ的三個字是我亂加的Orz）埃及風味場景中的一座小屋旁轟隆一聲引爆開來。麥克貝一邊露出「很好～」的微笑，一邊把幾顆佈景用的石塊擺進場景中，這一刻，片中男女主角 Shia LaBeouf 與 Megan Fox 正被外星球來的機器人追殺。
這一天，麥克貝將完成６３個鏡頭，是一般好萊塢電影拍攝進度的三倍（譯者亂註：是夏亞！三倍速的紅色彗星！）麥克貝對著我們說：「我聽說有導演會為了一個鏡頭等八個小時‧‧‧‧是頭殼壞去嗎？如果是我投資拍片，我一定開除這種導演。」
As well known for his blowups on the set as he is for explosions on
the screen, Bay has made his share of enemies. One actor who worked
as an extra on Pearl Harbor recalls how Bay accused another actor of
thinking the attack on Pearl Harbor was funny when someone laughed
after hours of sitting for a take. An executive says Bay got so enraged
at an extra on the set of Transformers that he made him stand in a corner.
Actress Kate Beckinsale told reporters Bay made her feel ugly on the
set of Pearl Harbor. (Not true, says Bay. He asked her to work out more.)
Bay is known for sometimes clashing with stars on the set, such as Bruce
Willis in the 1998 film Armageddon. "He has a tendency to try to be a
director and change actors' lines," says Bay. "I don't think Bruce liked
that I had a pair of balls." He takes a similarly defensive stand toward
the critics who have called his films "vile," "brain dead" and "pandering."
以「脾氣大」與「爆很大」兩大聞名的麥克貝已經樹敵不少。
一位「珍珠港」的臨時演員曾提起麥克貝怒斥某位演員「把珍珠港事變當成是個笑話」，其實只是因為等了很久還沒上鏡頭，這位演員在一旁閒聊、說笑。
另外，曾有位出資拍攝「變形金鋼」的公司高層提起，麥克貝曾在片場被臨時演員氣到直接要臨時演員去角落罰站。女星 Kate Beckinsale（珍珠港、決戰異世界）也曾告訴記者，拍攝珍珠港期間，麥克貝讓她覺得自己很醜陋。麥克貝有回應「我只是要她多運動，保持體態」。
麥克貝向來以「在片場與演員槓上」出名。一九九八年「世界末日」一片拍攝期間，麥克貝是這樣描述該片演員 Bruce Willis（終極警探系列）的「他（Bruce Willis）好像以為自己是導演，自己改台詞；我想 Bruce對於我有種糾正他這點不太高興」。他也以類似的防衛心態看待影評們千篇一律的批評「麥克貝的電影無藝術價值」「麥克貝的電影太商業化」、「麥克貝的電影看了會腦殘」。
But audiences love him. Bay's seven movies have pulled in $2.6 billion
at the box office, putting him in the same league with James Cameron
($3 billion, including Titanic, the highest-grossing film ever, at $1.8
billion). That means something at a time when the movie business is
going through its own action thriller, as studios run low on capital and
people stop buying DVDs. (Although theaters keep half of ticket sales,
the gross amount is a good proxy for the movie owner's total revenue,
which includes DVDs and other money streams.)
但是。
觀眾愛他。
麥克貝執導的七部電影合計已經帶來二十六億美金的票房收入，這讓他與James Cameron（鐵達尼號導演，生涯累計票房三十億美金，鐵達尼號一片就賺進十八億美金）幾乎平起平坐。在這個電影工業走下坡的年代，這樣的吸金能力絕對不容忽視。（本文註：近年來各主要出資公司經營每下愈況，ＤＶＤ銷售也持續走軟）
Bay brings his movies in on time and on budget, a rarity in Hollywood.
Because his pay is largely based on the film's profits (usually one-third
of the take after the studio recoups its production and advertising costs),
he's got plenty of incentive to rein in expenses. "Michael makes me look
good because he counts every penny," says Jerry Bruckheimer, who has
produced five of Bay's films.
麥克貝總能「按時」、「不超支」的把手中電影拍完交差，這種能力在業界算是異數。在個人分紅以電影實際利潤為計算基準的前提下，麥克貝有極為充份的動機去嚴格掌握預算動支的細節。
他的多年合作夥伴製片 Jerry Bruckheimer（絕地任務）說：「麥克貝把每分錢都花在刀口上，沒有浪費，這是讓我在業界還算是號人物的關鍵」。
The new Transformers movie (the second full-length feature in the series)
cost $195 million to make. But Bay estimates it would have cost $10 million
more if he hadn't partnered with General Motors and the U.S. military to
get free cars, helicopters and battleships. By keeping the budget(relatively)
low on the first Transformers flick, in 2007, he was able to increase his
share of the movie's $708 million worldwide gross, earning $80 million
from the film. So what if those product placements make his movies look
like long commercials? "People say it's whoring out, but it's not," says
Bay, 44. "Advertising is in our lives. It's unavoidable. To think you can't
have it in a movie isn't real life."
零九年的變形金鋼續集大約需要一億九千五百萬美金的製作成本。
但是，麥克貝個人表示，如果他沒有與通用汽車（ＧＭ）與美國軍方結盟的話，這部片可能需要多花一千萬美金；一旦前述的關係不存在，片商將需要花錢才能讓汽車、直升機與戰艦入鏡。
麥克貝拍攝變形金鋼第一集時展現的成本控管能力，讓他在參與該片票房分紅時，獲得驚人的回報（扣掉成本、片商與全球戲院應得的利潤後，全球七億美金的票房中，還有八千萬進到麥克貝口袋裡面）。面對「麥克貝電影好像一部比較長的廣告片，什麼商品賣」這種說法，四十四歲的他說到：「廣告早就是生活的一部分，避免不了的。想要拍一部電影又不帶有行銷成分，是與現實脫節的說法」。
One of his first jobs out of school (he majored in film and English at
Wesleyan University) was directing commercials. By the time he was
26 Bay had created ads for Coke, Levi's and Budweiser and a memorable
Chevy ad showing a new line of cars being released into the wild. He
learned everything on the job--rigging lights, focusing a lens, ordering
around big egos like the professional athletes he shot in his Nike ads.
當他剛剛畢業踏入社會時（麥克貝畢業於康乃狄克州 Wesleyan 大學主修電影與英文）靠的是拍廣告片維生。當他二十六歲時，麥克貝已經為可口可樂、Levi's與百威啤酒等商品拍出不少廣告，更別提他為雪佛蘭汽車操刀的經典廣告，讓當年推出的新車彷彿有生命的動物在原野上奔馳。
他從做中學，燈光怎麼架、鏡頭怎麼對焦、怎麼「指導」一個又一個年薪高到嚇人的運動員配合你拍下一個又一個的廣告。
Bruckheimer offered Bay his first directing job in 1994 on Bad Boys,
a movie about two Miami cops chasing drug thieves. A great break,
except the script was so bad that Bruckheimer's partner, Don Simpson,
threatened to take their names off the movie before the first shot. Bay
sat down with his stars, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, and hammered
out some bits to make the movie funnier and started shooting. "We
had no support from the studio," says Bay in his airy Santa Monica
office. "I wanted to make it exciting enough that it would make its
money back." In one of the last scenes, Smith was supposed to punch
out the bad guy. But the day of the shoot was rained out, and there
wasn't enough money to bring back the crew. So Bay put up $25,000
of his $125,000 fee to shoot the scene. The movie, made for $20 million
or so, went on to bring in $140 million at the box office globally.
在１９９４年製片 Jerry Bruckheimer （絕地任務）給了麥克貝第一個執導電影的機會。
這部片就是「絕地戰警」，劇情大概是「兩個邁阿密警察緝毒」這九個字。能從廣告片拍攝轉向真正的電影拍攝，這當然是個人一大突破，只是，劇本真的很瞎，瞎到另一位製片 Don Simpson 威脅 Jerry Bruckheimer 要是劇本沒有大修，電影別想開拍、門都沒有。
於是，麥克貝、Will Smith 與 Martin Lawrence 兩位主角一起為這部電影想出了更多有趣的元素，也終於獲得出資老大的首肯。麥克貝回憶到「片商根本不挺我們。我所想要的，就是讓這部電影夠刺激，這樣才能回本。」片尾時，Will Smith 原本應該狠狠修理大壞蛋。
但是，因為天候不佳影響，這一幕還沒拍完，全部劇組人員的合約就到期了。麥克貝只好從自己口袋拿出兩萬五千元美金，找劇組回來加班，把片子拍完（那部片給麥克貝的分紅是區區十二萬五千美金）。最後，這部成本兩千萬美金的動作片，在全球海撈了一億四千萬。
"I didn't get points on that," says Bay, referring to the chunk of
the profits big players get from a movie. "I had to beg to even get
my [$25,000] back." The experience made Bay smarter about negotiating
deals. He took fees on his next two films, The Rock and Armageddon,
but by 2000 he decided he wanted to be more than a director for hire
and insisted on part ownership. For Pearl Harbor, a $140 million
(production cost) movie, he declined upfront pay in favor of a 50%
split of what remained after the studio recouped production and advertising
costs. The film grossed $450 million; Bay pocketed $40 million. He
leaned on the military, saving untold millions by using World War
II-era aircraft carriers and battleships.
回想起拍攝絕地戰警時的點滴，麥克貝說到「我那時候還沒抓到遊戲規則，我身為一個導演，一個拿自己薪水來付劇組加班費的導演，竟然要去求片商才能把那些加班費要回來」。他指的是「電影利潤分配」的規則。
那之後，麥克貝開始注意自己合約的內容。接下來的兩部作品（絕地任務、世界末日）中，麥克貝依然只是「領錢、拍片」；直到兩千年，他決定要爭取參與電影票房分紅的機會。在珍珠港一片籌備時，他放棄「前金」，選擇參與電影票房盈餘的五成分紅（在一億四千萬成本攤完、片商／各地戲院／行銷體系都瓜分完之後）。最後，珍珠港賺進四億五千萬美金；麥克貝的堅持為他帶來四千萬美金的收入。他與美國軍方的合作關係得以省下數百萬美金，讓二戰期間的船隻、飛機免費入鏡。
On the Transformers set in New Mexico, a handful of military
personnel stand by at all times to help Bay strategize his attack
scenes. "We need to see a commitment from the filmmaker that
it's going to look real," says Lieutenant Colonel Gregory Bishop,
the U.S. Army's entertainment liaison. "Fighting alien robots isn't
realistic, but if we did fight alien robots, this is the way we'd do it.
" Bay's deal: free tanks, Humvees and rocket launchers as long as
they're being used in training exercises. If soldiers are training on
an Apache helicopter, Bay can film it for free. Because the Transformer
robots turn into cars, Bay was also able to get freebies from GM--
as he had earlier, when the auto company contributed flood-damaged
cars for Bad Boys. "I gave them glorious deaths," says the director.
在變形金鋼位於新墨西哥州的片場，好幾位軍方人士全天候陪伴在麥克貝身旁，為他提出拍攝作戰場景的建議。美軍代表 Gregory Bishop 中校說到：「我們希望看到導演全心投入在關於美軍作戰的場景中，拍出真實感。外星人入侵地球是不切實際的幻想，但是，假設美軍真的需要對抗外星機器人，我們希望變形金剛這部電影中呈現的戰場調度貼近真實美軍的作戰方式。」
麥克貝提出什麼條件呢？「只要鏡頭拍的是戰鬥訓練，不管入鏡的是坦克、悍馬車還是飛彈載具，通通不收錢！」哪怕是坦克殺手阿帕契直升機出現，只要它不是在執行任務，美軍就不能收錢。同理可證，變形金鋼在地球上的型態是車輛，ＧＭ跟美國軍方一樣，同意提供免費車輛給劇組使用。多年前拍攝「絕地戰警」時，麥克貝就曾經獲得ＧＭ泡水車的贊助，把這些泡水車拿來拍攝爆破、撞車場景的麥克貝說「我給了它們光榮告別舞台的機會」。
Bay has developed an equally strong relationship with Hasbro, the
maker of Transformer toys. At first Bay wasn't sure about the idea:
Would it be live action? Animation? What about fans who were sure
to criticize every little decision? He was convinced by a trip to Hasbro
headquarters in Rhode Island, where he was educated in the complicated
mythology of the battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
"He had this idea that everything is more than meets the eye," says
Brian Goldner, Hasbro's chief executive. "You could look at almost
any vehicle and believe there's a sentient being under there." Bay
certainly believed the payback. His deal with Hasbro is second only
to that of George Lucas, who gets an estimated 15% royalty on all
Star Wars figures. Bay gets an estimated 8% on Transformer toys
tied to movies.
麥克貝與變形金鋼玩具製造商「孩之寶」的關係也相當不錯。第一集籌拍之際，麥克貝並沒有很確定一部「真人演出」的變形金剛電影會是個好主意。死忠粉絲對於變形金鋼電影的每一秒鐘一定都有意見。然而，孩之寶公司安排的一趟「變形金剛深度之旅」，將複雜的背景、角色之間的恩怨情仇、歷代演變的來龍去脈通通都「寫入」了麥克貝的腦中。
孩之寶總裁 Vrian Goldner 說到「麥克貝這一趟後，才真正領悟變形金鋼為何總是打著眼見不為憑、More than meets the eye的宣傳宗旨」當然，麥克貝對於變型金鋼的信心同時也建立在「報酬」上面。在孩之寶所有的合作對象中，麥克貝的分紅比例是第二高的（所有賣出玩具的8%），僅次於星際大戰之父 George Lucas（15%）。
He has also brought his common touch to small horror movies and,
soon, videogames. In 2003 he launched Platinum Dunes, a production
company that specializes in revamping 1970s classics like The Texas
Chain Saw Massacre and The Amityville Horror. Bay hires young
directors, who make the films for under $20 million each. Most earn
back their budgets on opening weekend. As the producer, Bay gets
an average 8% of the studio's net on each film.
麥克貝也將觸角伸向小成本恐怖電影，甚至是電玩遊戲。
2003年，他成立了Platinum Dunes 公司，專門重拍1970年代的經典恐怖片（德州電鋸殺人狂等）。麥克貝僱用年輕新銳導演，以兩千萬美金左右的成本投資每部片。大多數的作品單單在上映首周就打平開銷。麥克貝的「製片」的身分，為他賺進每部作品營收的８％。
Then there's Digital Domain, a visual-effects house started by James
Cameron that Bay bought in 2007 with his business partner, John
Textor. The company had fallen on hard times because of executive
infighting, so they were able to pick it up for $35 million. Textor hired
several effects wizards from George Lucas' Industrial Light & Magic
with the idea of producing superrealistic videogames. Digital Domain
broke new ground last year with the Oscar-winning special effects in
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
接著，麥克貝又買下了 Digital Domain 公司。
原本由傳奇大導 James Cameron 成立的Digital Domain 因為公司內鬥，經營陷入困境，也正因為如此，麥克貝與合夥人 JohnTextor 才能以區區三千五百萬買下該公司。
Textor 從 Gorge Lucas 的「ＩＬＭ」公司挖來幾位重要人物，賦予 Digital Domain「製作超真實遊戲」的目標。去年度奧斯卡金像獎得主「班傑明的奇幻旅程」正是該公司重新擦亮招牌之作。
Bay sees a day when videogames will be stored on servers, instead
of played on home consoles, to offer theater-quality visual effects.
"The game companies want directors to work for them, but they
on't want to pay them," he complains. "We want to make it more
like a movie studio--where everyone gets a piece of the action."
That's how to get more action.
麥克貝已經預見未來遊戲的趨勢，那就是玩家在家中存取儲存在遠端主機中的遊戲，沒有主機，畫面表現如同電影一般的一天。麥克貝抱怨到「遊戲公司只想要得到電影導演的助力，卻又不肯付錢。」我的想法是把「電影般表現手法」當成商品，大家可以購買這樣的商品，這樣大家都能擁有自己專屬的一部電影作品。
譯者小心得：兩年過去了，變形金剛終於推出續作，接下來有空再來找找
　　　　　　更有趣的文章。這篇算是‧‧‧‧個人傳記吧‧‧與各位分享。
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以下是鄉民推文…XDDD
推 tedann:看來麥克貝是個很有個性的人XDD 06/19 00:01
推 vickyshan:麥哭爸......XD 06/19 00:09
推 bokituto:推! 06/19 00:27
推 Eric1989528:麥靠杯還蠻屌的XDD 06/19 00:34
推 sampsonlu919:有優質外電必推 這也讓我更佩服貝老爺! 06/19 00:42
推 zack0428:雖然無腦 不過觀眾愛看就好了阿 06/19 01:00
推 masayo:控管資金的本事的確值得欽佩 06/19 01:12
推 ppt2:希望麥靠杯回心轉意考慮一下 變形3弄個3D畫面唄 06/19 01:13
推 wcc960:好萊塢不乏商業/藝術兼具的傑出影人，不過看了這篇後更確定 06/19 02:33
→ wcc960:賣哭爸的才能真的是極端地偏在商業這一邊 06/19 02:34
推 N5j9k6a:麥可貝傳奇! 06/19 02:43
推 CCK:好文我推! 06/19 02:48
推 coolsemis:心有戚戚焉 06/19 02:56
推 qooggyy:其實他的電影說實話真的很空洞 06/19 04:54
推 nonews:可是看他的電影 就是純粹要享受聲光娛樂效果啊!! 06/19 07:37
推 rainlover:你知道有時候人就是需要空洞來放空一下 06/19 08:09
推 x0912587681:怎麼樣才不空洞 0.0 06/19 08:35
推 ikarifaye:該是爽片就讓他當爽片 06/19 08:49
推 love312:就是因為空洞不需要動腦才爽啊!!看電影本來就是要放鬆的 06/19 08:57
推 HLING:青菜蘿蔔個有所好啦 不過這篇翻譯得真好 辛苦了 06/19 09:24
推 brigand:Lieutenant Colonel Gregory Bishop 翻譯有錯 06/19 09:24
→ brigand:Lieutenant Colonel 是中校的意思 06/19 09:25
→ brigand:正確翻譯應該是 Gregory Bishop 中校 才對 06/19 09:26
推 george0326:他真的是商業化到極致的導演～但觀眾看的爽就夠了 06/19 11:19
推 finhard:這篇好讚，感謝翻譯^^ 06/19 11:30
推 slee7678:標題就是一定要著重在樹敵兩個字就對了... 06/19 11:34
→ mirror08:其實覺得變形金剛1很難看，但我當時還是花錢去電影院了 06/19 11:45
推 orzisme:的確是很空洞 劇情欠奉 06/19 11:54
→ orzisme:好爽片至少也要有鋼鐵人的水平吧 06/19 11:54
推 hnjsh:但我卻覺得鋼鐵人普普..... 06/19 11:58
推 amuro0126:有趣的文章 感謝翻譯 06/19 12:15
推 Dych:翻譯的好 06/19 12:40
推 JeannieC:就是存粹享受畫面的電影吧 老實說會賺錢才是真的啊 XD 06/19 12:42
推 wayne77925:我覺得世界末日除了效果，也算有點內容耶~"~ 06/19 13:10
推 angelfaker:我蠻想知道說空洞的人希望看到變形金剛多有"內涵" :Q 06/19 14:11
推 peruman:推一下 變形金剛能講出"犧牲"已經夠有內涵了 有多少人 06/19 14:30
→ peruman:做不到 06/19 14:30
推 fatlin:可能要有金鋼之間的愛情故事 才不算空洞吧XD 06/19 14:46
推 kshsbug:我覺得 當導演從來就不強調片子的"內涵"時 06/19 16:07
→ kshsbug:台下要求"內涵"的鄉民都只是在裝清高罷了 06/19 16:07
推 neoiverson:空洞? 難道要大黃蜂跟柯博文談戀愛/演內心戲嗎? 06/19 16:37
推 sufjan:翻很大，很辛苦！ 06/19 17:39
→ onetwo01:我不喜歡他的電影的原因是因為不喜歡那種色調.. 06/19 17:41
→ mirror08:很想看大黃蜂和柯博文談戀愛，小時候就認為他們是一對XD 06/19 18:48
推 lwsun:推優質翻譯! 06/19 22:29
推 djarum:推優質翻譯還有吸金功力! 06/19 22:48
推 xxx22088:真的是賺錢機器... 06/19 22:55
※ 編輯: hsupohsiang 來自: 125.225.0.37 (06/19 23:01)
推 jager884:推優質翻譯 06/20 21:42

機器俠－Metallic Attraction：Kungfu Cyborg久未去君子那爬文，一去看不得了…
那位在港產Cult片界赫赫有名的鬼才劉鎮偉、繼《情癲大聖》之後又將推出大作《機器俠》！
太郎按：嚴格來說，劉導在這兩片之間還有創作一部關於水中芭蕾的搞笑劇《出水芙蓉》，但此片因為「豔門照」
事件，遲遲無法上映，在此索性跳過不談…（汗）
阿sa：有洨味？

媽的今夏最讚最爽的動作強片！

看預告好像是一部爽片…我記得當初看完《玩命關頭》首集，感覺其實也還好而已，不就幾場賽車、再加插一些臥底警探的劇情，說高潮沒有、說熱血也普通，結果這部片在美國聽說爆紅？
不解，可能我跟外國人波長不一致吧？感覺他們對肌肉男跟低嗓音有異常的偏好，不然像巨石洛克、馮迪索、克里夫歐文這幾個醜男會撐到現在我還真覺得是個奇蹟…（只是說說而已嘛XDDD）
而說到這次的第四集，個人感覺是過氣炒老梗的成分居多啊…
當初首集爆紅、片商本想要打鐵趁熱催生出續集，結果首集導演跟主角馮迪索雙雙拒演（耍大牌？），導致續集只剩另一男主角保羅沃克稱場，其成績可想而知…（說是這樣說啦、成本扣一扣還是有賺…）

不過我更想看的其實是這部啊…
《殺人不分左右》重拍版！
查了一下網路，美國那邊是3/13上映，而台灣上映日期是未定！？（幹）就算演員陣容不猛也別這樣作啊啊啊～～～～～（淚奔）
初版的《殺人不分左右》是在1972年面世的（這片年紀比我還大XDDD），遽聞本片以大量的暴力殘殺場面聞名，而無視劇情、純粹以暴制暴的內容更在當時引起了劇烈迴響，儼然成了那世代的Cult片經典之一。
此片的成功同時也影響了當年的港台電影生態，傾刻間復仇、剝削類型電影無不一一殺出，其中更以新浪潮時期新血、導演余允抗的《山狗》最為出名。（從劇情來看、《山狗》根本就是完全抄襲《殺人不分左右》…）
太郎按：不過說也慚愧、初版的《殺人不分左右》其實我壓根沒看過，只知道網路曾經盛極一時的「十大禁片」名單有它…而且光看那劇情簡介，內容實在非常吸引人啊啊啊！！（有輪暴、殘殺、還有以牙還牙的大逆傳，試問你會不想看嗎？XDDD）
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這裡大概轉述一下網路的劇情簡介：
首先劇中有兩個小女孩，去外面玩時邂逅了一夥壞蛋，接著被那群人抓走、然後還被做了很糟糕的事（至於是什麼自己想像…），可想而知兩個小女孩下場淒涼…而喪失愛女的雙親為此悲慟不已，決定要靠自己力量、手刃那群凶徒…
之後很戲劇化的、那群壞蛋跑到某地借宿，好死不死、就是住進那對喪女的雙親家…
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看完這劇情簡介…
是不是很想看！！是不是很想看！！（握拳）
我他媽的好想看啊啊啊啊啊～～～～～～～～～～～～～
繼上次看完重拍版的《魔山》後，個人已經迷上這類以暴制暴的恐怖片，我超喜歡看劇中壞人被人虐待啊！而即使沒看過初版的《殺人不分左右》、就這次釋出的預告片段，我覺得新版也會很有看頭啊…（大心）

太郎按：那個微波爐殺人不知道效果會怎樣啊？有沒有可能爆到滿屋子腦漿！？（想太多）
近期超期待！今年進戲院必看的片單之一！
（至於《魔鬼終結者4》？突然不怎麼想看了耶…XDDD）